ISSUE ONE
APRIL 2004

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Patients relapse following hospital screening of 'Patch Adams'
Patients relapse following hospital screening of 'Patch Adams'

BIRMINGHAM - Several patients in a Birmingham cancer ward are tonight fighting for their lives following an ill-fated decision to screen the 'inspirational' Robin William's film 'Patch Adams'...(more)
 
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Are you a zombie? Are you a zombie?
It's only April but 2004 already looks like being the year of the zombie. So why not find out if you are one of the living dead by completing this week's Fig questionnairre...(more)

Opposistion Minister "quite likes" David Gray
WESTMINSTER - Shadow Chancellor Oliver Letwin yesterday admitted that he 'quite liked' Welsh singer-songwriter David Gray in a painfully transparent effort to appeal to younger voters...(more)

Depressed Roommate Hitting The GameCube Pretty HardFooled by the "rocks that she's got"
Michael Harris, a 35-year old secondary school teacher from Hampshire, UK, today admitted he was fooled by the jewellery belonging to Latino pop star Jennifer Lopez. "I mistakenly believed that Miss Lopez couldn't have come from a predominanty working class suburb of New York, given the quality and quantity of said rocks", he confessed.

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