ISSUE 2
MAY 2004

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Pensioner appalled at husband's Internet Explorer cache
Patients relapse following hospital screening of 'Patch Adams'

WOLVERHAMPTON - Pensioner Dorothy Ledger was reported to being 'sickened and appalled' on discovering the trail of web sites visited by her 81 year old husband ...(more)
 
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Are you a zombie? Are you in 'Yes'?
This year, prog-legends 'Yes' celebrate thirty five years in the rock/fantasy cover art industry. Could you possibly be in the worlds most phallic prog combo? Find out in this week's questionnaire..(more)

Curry 'cold war' results in mountain of wasted food
THE BALTI TRAINGLE, BIRMINGHAM - A group of colleagues end up throwing away most of their meal as the order soon spirals out of control...(more)

Depressed Roommate Hitting The GameCube Pretty HardFootloose Führer
Using psychometric profiling, scientists have predicted that were Hitler alive today, his favourite single of all time would most likely be 'Footloose' by Kenny Loggins. Dr Michael Kaminsky, Professor of Criminal Psychology at the University Of California where the research was carried out, said that "His crimes against humanity are almost unimaginable. Of course, Hitler was no angel either."

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Leg warmer shortage threatens 'Kids From Fame' Anniversary tour.


Found: Roy Castle's secret diaries: "I tapped for crack."


Can he touch you.. ...there?