The Ht3000. What an instrument, with fm synthesis. Capable of creating a complex soundscape of tones. Rhythms made by gods and giants. Hand claps continents would wage war for. Cowbells the dead would rise and dance to. Bass drums that could crush planets with their sublime strength.

The holder of the Ht3000 truly goes on his own odyssey of rhythm, crossing the seas of hip hop and sailing somewhere special, probably busking outside prison toilets during a riot of sex offenders all hungry for his bottom.